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2026-05-17 · storyboard · VO script (your line edits applied) · Luma shot list
Genuine, not announcer. / = small breath · // = let it land · bold = lean on it. ≈ 2:45.
low, honest, weary
Every few months / there's a piece of writing that wrecks me. //
Honest comments / about real students. / The most personal writing I do. //
Two in the morning. / Blank page. / And everything in my head / that just won't come out.
on-screen: Take a brain dump.
warmer, eye contact
I'm Mark. // I'm a teacher — / and I'm not a coder. /
My brain runs a mile a minute. / Faster than I can type. / Faster than I can talk. /
I have ADD. / Getting what's in my head / out — / that's always been the hard part.
pick up speed, let it tumble
So it comes out / like this. //
A flood. / A stream of consciousness. / Fragments. / Tangents. / Clichés and easy answers. / Never the thing I actually meant.
dry, small smile
So I built something / to deal with the mess.
relief, the turn
You hit record / and you just talk. //
It doesn't summarize me. / It organizes what I actually said — / and provides the context — / so other people get it.
on-screen: We clean up your mess.
easy, this is how it works
I walk. / I talk. / Every tangent runs. //
It transcribes me as I go — / then restructures the whole thing. //
And it sounds like me / on a good day. / Finally saying it / the way I intended.
slow down. quiet confidence. (no filler opener)
Three-year-old phone. / Airplane mode. / No internet. //
The speech model / and Gemma 4 / both run right here. //
Nothing is sent anywhere / on its own. / It leaves / only if I choose to share it. //
Comments about real students / remain private. / They never touch a server — / because there is no server.
on-screen: Airplane mode. On-device.
let yourself be a little proud
Six hours / and all that anxiety / became about two and a half. / Tweaking and proofing. /
And for the first time — / I didn't hate it. //
The most genuine writing I've ever produced. // It was mine. / It was me.
matter-of-fact, cool
And to make it more like me — / I tuned it / on my own words. / With Unsloth. /
Trained and validated / on months of brain-dumps. // It sounds like me.
open it up
I don't think I'm rare. //
Anyone whose brain moves faster than their hands / knows this. /
Stutter. / Repeat. / Big-um guy. / Um. / Doesn't matter — / cleans it up.
settle. warm. unhurried. land it soft
This is a tool I needed — / that I could build — / on a phone I already had. //
It helps me communicate. //
The words are always in my head. / On-device Gemma 4 / is what finally / let them out. //
And it can do the same / for anyone whose brain / moves faster than their hands. //
(soft) So take a brain dump. // Bidet AI / cleans up your mess.
| # | ~Time | Picture | Script |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0:00–12 | The report-card wall — blank page, blinking cursor, hunched silhouette [NEW/EXTEND] | "Every few months there's a piece of writing that wrecks me. Honest comments about real students. The most personal writing I do. 2 a.m., blank page, everything in my head that just won't come out." — Take a brain dump. |
| 2 | 0:12–28 | The person — Mark (puppet) on the sunny patio, to camera; dog calm at his feet [Luma] | "I'm Mark. I'm a teacher, and I'm not a coder. My brain runs a mile a minute — faster than I can type or talk. I have ADD. Getting it out is the hard part." |
| 3 | 0:28–48 | The river — stream-of-consciousness word-flood from his head [Luma HERO] | "So it comes out like this — a flood, a stream of consciousness, fragments, tangents, clichés and easy answers. Never the thing I actually meant." |
| 4 | 0:48–56 | The plop — brain drops in the toilet [Luma] | "So I built something to deal with the mess." |
| 5 | 0:56–1:08 | The fountain — brain lifts out clean, sparkle [Luma] | "You hit record and you just talk. It doesn't summarize me. It organizes what I actually said, and provides the context, so other people get it." — We clean up your mess. |
| 6 | 1:08–28 | The turn — walk-and-talk; transcript → clean text [Luma + screencap] | "I walk, I talk, every tangent runs. It transcribes me as I go, then restructures the whole thing. And it sounds like me on a good day — finally saying it the way I intended." |
| 7 | 1:28–50 | IT RUNS — real phone, Airplane Mode ON, Gemma running [REAL — captured ✓] | "Three-year-old phone. Airplane mode. No internet. The speech model and Gemma 4 both run right here. Nothing is sent anywhere on its own — it leaves only if I choose to share it. Comments about real students remain private. They never touch a server, because there is no server." — Airplane mode. On-device. |
| 8 | 1:50–2:05 | The numbers — 6:00 → 2:30 clock [motion graphic] | "Six hours and all that anxiety became about two and a half — tweaking and proofing — and for the first time I didn't hate it. The most genuine writing I've ever produced. It was mine. It was me." — 6 hrs → 2.5 hrs |
| 9 | 2:05–19 | The fine-tune — "tuned to my voice" motif [motion graphic] | "And to make it more like me, I tuned it on my own words — with Unsloth. Trained and validated on months of brain-dumps. It sounds like me." |
| 10 | 2:19–34 | The widen — everyday people, same puppet world, no classroom [Luma] | "I don't think I'm rare. Anyone whose brain moves faster than their hands knows this. Stutter, repeat, big-um guy. Doesn't matter — cleans it up." |
| 11 | 2:34–47 | Close — clean brain settles → Bidet AI logo [Luma + end card] | "This is a tool I needed, that I could build on a phone I already had. It helps me communicate. The words are always in my head. On-device Gemma 4 is what finally let them out — and it can do the same for anyone whose brain moves faster than their hands. So take a brain dump. Bidet AI cleans up your mess." |
16:9, 1080p. One world: dark navy, pink/cyan glow, the cover's toilet+brain motif (reports.thebarnetts.info/bidet_cover.png). Same puppet "Mark" + same seed across all his shots. Luma's job = 8 shots: S1, S2, S3, S4, S5, S6, S10, S11. S7 is real on-device footage (already captured). S8/S9 are motion graphics.
Order if tight: S3 → S2 → S5/S4 → S1 → S6 → S11/S10. Fresh on S3 & S2 is non-negotiable; rest can fall back to v4 footage. No panic — the floor is already submitted.