Mark's Reports

Bidet AI — promotion + contest + event opportunities

For: Mark Barnett. Goal: exposure first, fit second, prize money welcome but not the point. Cast wide. Built around Bidet's actual shape: 100% on-device Android (LiteRT-LM 0.11 + Gemma 4 + Whisper-tiny), three-view output (RAW / Clean for me / Clean for others), Apache 2.0 open-source, born from a teacher with attention-related learning differences who couldn't write report-card comments.


TL;DR

The three highest-leverage moves this week are: (1) a clean Show HN launch of the open-source repo (free, viral, takes one careful afternoon), (2) opening a "Built with Gemma 4" / "Write about Gemma 4" submission on DEV that runs alongside the Kaggle entry and reuses the same writeup, and (3) submitting the Apache 2.0 model + demo as a Hugging Face Space to enter the Spaces-of-the-Week curation pipeline. Beyond that, the strongest fit opportunities sit in the assistive-tech and learning-disability conference calendar — ATIA 2027 (deadline June 3, 2026, fits perfectly), the Tools Competition 2027 cycle (opens fall 2026, $50K Catalyst tier), Closing The Gap 2026, and AHEAD 2027. CSUN 2027 just closed but the 2028 cycle reopens in September 2026.


Top 3 actions THIS WEEK

Each scoped to a 30-minute window. Mark just hits "go" — Claude does the typing.

1. Show HN launch of bidet-phone repo (this Saturday morning, 9-10am ET window is HN-prime)

2. Open the DEV.to "Build with Gemma 4" submission alongside the writing-track entry (deadline 2026-05-24)

3. Publish a Hugging Face Space for Bidet's "Clean for others" demo


The list — 12 ranked opportunities

Ranking is fit-first, then exposure, then money. Honest fit-quality ratings; no padding.


1. ATIA 2027 Conference — Call for Presentations (HIGH FIT, deadline 2026-06-03)

2. The Tools Competition 2027 cycle — Catalyst tier (HIGH FIT, opens fall 2026)

3. Closing The Gap 42nd Conference — Exhibit / present (HIGH FIT, schedule TBD May 13)

4. AHEAD 2027 — Association on Higher Education And Disability (HIGH FIT, deadline likely March-April 2027)

5. Show HN launch (HIGH FIT, can ship this Saturday)

6. DEV.to Gemma 4 Challenge "Build with Gemma 4" track (HIGH FIT, deadline 2026-05-24)

7. Hugging Face Space + Spaces-of-the-Week curation (HIGH FIT, anytime)

8. CSUN Assistive Technology Conference 2028 cycle (HIGH FIT, opens September 2026)

9. Microsoft Ability Summit 2026 (MEDIUM FIT, attend May 19-20 free)

10. Fast Company Innovation by Design Awards 2027 (MEDIUM FIT, opens January 2027)

11. ASU+GSV Summit 2027 — GSV Cup 50 (MEDIUM FIT, applications open fall 2026)

12. CEC 2027 Convention — Council for Exceptional Children (MEDIUM FIT, deadline TBD around June 2026)


Long-tail / passive promotion (do once, reap forever)

These don't require winning anything. They're durable platform signals that compound over months.

Move URL Effort Reap
Apply for Google Developer Expert (GDE) — Machine Learning https://developers.google.com/community/experts High (need referral from existing GDE or Googler) Permanent credibility badge, early Gemma access, speaking slots, Google-funded travel. Worth the slow burn.
A11Y Project blog post https://www.a11yproject.com/contributing-guidelines/ Low (Markdown PR to GitHub) Permanent SEO-juicy link from a respected accessibility URL. Audience: accessibility engineers everywhere.
Built-with-Gemma showcase via Google Developers blog https://developers.googleblog.com/ — pitch via the Gemma team Twitter/X Low (one DM with the Kaggle entry link after submission) Past projects featured at https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/technology/developers-tools/developers-changing-lives-with-gemma-3n/ — Bidet's narrative is exactly that genre.
Indie Hackers profile + product post https://www.indiehackers.com/ Low Solo-builder community. Story-driven; Mark's "teacher who can't write" framing fits.
Product Hunt launch (when v1.0 ships) https://www.producthunt.com/ Medium (need launch-day hunters) One launch-day spike of 5-30K visitors. Best after Show HN, not before — different audiences, both useful.
GaETC 2026 (Atlanta) https://conference.gaetc.org/present-at-gaetc/ Low-Medium Local Georgia educator audience Nov 4-6, 2026. Mark is in-state. Even attending without presenting is one-day networking.
TechCrunch tip line tips@techcrunch.com Low Cold pitch. Low hit rate but zero cost.

Honestly skipped / not-a-fit

For the record, evaluated and rejected: - CHADD/ADDA International Conference on ADHD (Dec 3-5, 2026, Baltimore) — strong adjacent audience but the CFP for 2026 has closed; 2027 will reopen around April 2027. Hold for next cycle. - IDA DyslexiaCon 2026 — call for papers closed April 10, 2026. Watch for 2027. - ISTELive 26 — CFP closed; co-located with ASCD in Orlando June 28-July 1. Watch for ISTELive 27 CFP. - Apache Community Over Code 2026 Glasgow / Asia — wrong audience for Bidet (infrastructure devs, not end users); Apache 2.0 license alone doesn't make it a fit. - Mozilla Common Voice "Our Voices" — competition is dataset/model focused, not application focused. - Samsung Solve for Tomorrow — student-team competition (grades 6-12), not adult-built apps. - Anthropic Build hackathons — Bidet uses Gemma, not Claude. Wrong vendor stack. - LEROBOT, OpenEnv — wrong domain (robotics / RL environments).


Sources


Compiled 2026-05-10. Cross-refs: project_bidet_video_concept_2026-05-09.md, reference_brain_dump_research_2026-05-09.md, feedback_bidet_phone_narrative_for_college_lectures_2026-05-07.md (public framing rule).