Kaggle Writeup Framework — Mark's Brain-Dump Plan
Goal: 1500 words total. ~1000 words of RAW brain-dump (Mark speaks), ~500 words of Clean-for-others (Bidet AI cleans). The writeup demonstrates Bidet AI by being a Bidet AI output. Side-by-side rendering = the demo.
Opening line, locked: "The brain dump has changed my life."
Closing tagline, locked: "Take a brain dump. Bidet AI cleans the mess."
Section-by-section talking plan
Each section: speak ~2 min. Tap Stop. Generate Clean-for-others. Move to next.
| # | Section | Raw target | Clean target | Talk about (prompts, not script) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hook | 150 | 70 | Open with "The brain dump has changed my life." What couldn't you do before. What you can now. Don't explain the app yet. |
| 2 | What Bidet AI is | 150 | 80 | One sentence what it does. The three views: RAW, Clean for me, Clean for others. On-device, no cloud, no telemetry. Don't go menu-by-menu. |
| 3 | Origin | 200 | 100 | Report-card comments — couldn't do them. Built the brain-dump-to-AI workaround for yourself. Generalized into Bidet AI. "Helps interpret those that get frustrated when no one understands them." |
| 4 | The technical story | 200 | 100 | Two models on the phone, working together. Moonshine listens, Gemma 4 cleans. 100% on-device. Apache 2.0 (Gemma 4 was relicensed in 2026 — a quietly huge fact). The Cactus prize literally rewards this pattern. |
| 5 | Who it serves | 150 | 80 | Anyone whose voice outruns their fingers. College students, adult learners, professionals. The judges are reading proof — this writeup IS a brain dump cleaned by Bidet. |
| 6 | Closing | 150 | 70 | Tie back: brain dump changed your life. What's next: per-user fine-tune, the accessibility roadmap, cross-platform. End on the tagline. |
| Total | 1000 | 500 |
Pacing reality check: 1000 spoken words at your brain-dump pace = ~12-15 min total recording time across the 6 sections. Don't try to do it in one sitting unless you want to — sections are independent.
The Clean-for-others prompt that generates the 500-word judge version
Save this as a custom chip in the new two-tab UI (or temporarily replace the Clean-for-others default with it for the submission run). Drop into the prompt editor:
You are producing a 500-word writeup for the Kaggle Gemma 4 Good Hackathon
about Bidet AI. The transcript below is the source — Mark Barnett speaking.
Output approximately 500 words that:
- Open verbatim with: "The brain dump has changed my life."
- Preserve Mark's voice: first-person, plain language, no marketer-speak
- Use bold section headers to break the writeup into 4-5 readable parts
- Name the product (Bidet AI), the architecture (Moonshine + Gemma 4
routed on-device), the audience (people whose voice outruns their fingers)
- Mention the Future of Education and Cactus prize tracks once each
- Close on: "Take a brain dump. Bidet AI cleans the mess."
- Preserve every proper noun verbatim
Do NOT:
- Enumerate populations the app doesn't serve
- Use academic jargon, clinical terms, or "thought leader" phrasing
- Add testimonials, statistics, or claims not present in the brain dump
- Exceed 500 words
TRANSCRIPT:
{raw_transcript}
What you don't have to write yourself
Three things I can stitch in cleanly after you brain-dump the 6 sections:
- Section transitions — if you say "and then" or "moving on," I drop them.
- Kaggle-specific framing — track names, prize references, deadline stamp.
- The architectural one-liner — Moonshine listens, Gemma cleans, both on-device. I have the verified-correct phrasing already.
Tangent — the video
You want to think more on the video. Captured for later — not blocking this writeup. The cartoon intro concept (brain into toilet, sparkling brain rises out, "Take a brain dump. Bidet AI cleans the mess.") is saved at project_bidet_video_concept_2026-05-09.md. Pick it up when ready.