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#1 Contest

Bidet Contest Script

3-chunk ≤3-min script for tomorrow's record. Under the 2400-char on-device ceiling.

 #2 LLC

LLC Next Steps

Post-filing punch list. Simple Relay-only bank. EIN scheduled Thu 4pm.

 #3 Reports failure analysis

Why reports keep failing

Root cause + the fix going forward. Hard rule for Claude.

 #4 DC trip

DC trip plan

May 13 logistics, awaiting Ambrosio confirmation.

 #5 End of school

End-of-school May summary

Last-week schedule + DC trip.

 #6 Morning Digest

Morning digest — 5/12

Yesterday's brief — Bidet + security state.

 #7 AI Radar

AI Radar — 2026-05-12

Gemma 4 trending for the Bidet contest. Memory-efficient LLMs + mobile agents.

 #8 Bidet wins

Bidet contest-week wins from radar

Agent K mined today radar: speculative decoding via LiteRT-LM 0.11.0 MTP. 4-8 hr spike, 2x decode if CPU works.

 #9 LLC formation

Breezy Farms LLC formation

Georgia LLC formation only. $150 minimum year-1. No Roswell zoning rabbit hole.

 #10 Name search

Breezy Farms LLC - name search

GA SOS clear, USPTO clear, domains available. Cleared to file.

 #11 Phone Bidet

Phone Bidet - contest state

Stack, what works, what is left before Thursday recording. Cactus track win condition.

 #12 LLC banks

3 online banks for Breezy Farms LLC

Relay for ops (20 sub-accounts, Profit-First-shaped), Bluevine 1.3% yield, Found tax prep.

 #13 Reports audit

Reports audit (2026-05-11)

What was archived, what stayed. Cleanup notes.

 #14 Morning Digest 5/11

Morning digest — 5/11

Pre-Chattanooga brief.

 #15 Bidet contest essay

Bidet contest essay

Judges-ready writeup. 1334 words. Tagline pinned.

 #16 Bidet 3 versions

Three Bidets compared

Phone, web, desktop — unified shared/glossary now.

 #17 Tangents

Tangents / backlog

Reprioritized around Kaggle 5/18. P0 contest items at top.

Calendar - next 6 weeks

Snapshot from 2026-05-12. Refreshed when Claude commits a new snapshot to memory.

This week

Mon May 11, all day
[SFMS] SERVICE NON-UNIFORM
Mon May 11, all day
[SFMS] MOVING UP PRACTICE 4th + 5th
Mon May 11, all day
[SFMS] LOCKER CLEAN-OUT SH
Thu May 14, 10:00 AM
[SFMS] 6th/7th MATH FINAL PERIODS 3-7
Thu May 14, all day
[SFMS] 8th Report Cards Due
Thu May 14, all day
[SFMS] NO 8th Grade
Thu May 14, all day
[SFMS] SENIOR WALK-THRU
Fri May 15, 8:00 AM
[SFMS] 6th/7th SS FINAL EXAM PERIODS 1-4, 6, 2
Fri May 15, all day
[SFMS] EXAM MAKE-UPS
Fri May 15, all day
[SFMS] 8th MOVING UP PRACTICE FIELD DAY
Sun May 17, 12:00 PM
Send Family Fun Call email
Sun May 17, 6:00 PM
Family Fun CallMeet: https://meet.google.com/rzw-ybrh-fge
Mon May 18, 10:00 AM
[SFMS] 6th/7th LA FINAL EXAM PERIODS 3-7
Mon May 18, all day
[SFMS] 8th MOVING UP BREAKFAST + CEREMONY
Mon May 18, all day
[SFMS] LAST DAY-EARLY RELEASE
Tue May 19, 8:00 AM
[SFMS] 6th/7th SCI FINAL EXAM PERIODS 1-4, 6, 2
Tue May 19, all day
[SFMS] K-N-I-G-H-T-S UNIFORM
Tue May 19, all day
[SFMS] 7th LOCKER CLEANOUT (SH)

Today - Wednesday May 13

all day
[SFMS] CHATTANOOGA

Tomorrow

Wed May 13, 8:00 AM
[SFMS] 6th/7th LIT EXAM PERIODS 1-4, 6, 2
Wed May 13, all day
[SFMS] CHATTANOOGA

Next 3 weeks

Wed May 20, 9:30 AM
[SFMS] 7th REWARD TRIP (9:30-1:00)
Wed May 20, all day
[SFMS] 6th + 7th Make-Up Exams
Wed May 20, all day
[SFMS] 6th LOCKER CLEANOUT (SH)
Thu May 21, 9:30 AM
[SFMS] 6th REWARD TRIP (9:30-1:00)
Thu May 21, all day
[SFMS] 7th LAST DAY
Thu May 21, all day
[SFMS] MAKE-UP EXAMS
Thu May 21, all day
[SFMS] All conference reports
Thu May 21, all day
[SFMS] 6th/7th report cards due
Fri May 22, all day
[SFMS] FIRE DRILL 1:30
Fri May 22, all day
[SFMS] 6th FIELD DAY 11:30 DISMISSAL
Fri May 22, all day
[SFMS] LAST DAY!!
Sun May 24, 12:00 PM
Send Family Fun Call email
Sun May 24, 6:00 PM
Family Fun CallMeet: https://meet.google.com/rzw-ybrh-fge
Tue May 26, all day
[SFMS] TIS-
Wed May 27, all day
[SFMS] TIS
Thu May 28, all day
[SFMS] TIS
Fri May 29, all day
[SFMS] Grade level + Department Chairs
Sat May 30, 6:15 AM
Breezy med
Sun May 31, 12:00 PM
Send Family Fun Call email
Sun May 31, 6:00 PM
Family Fun CallMeet: https://meet.google.com/rzw-ybrh-fge
Mon Jun 01, all day
DC Trip

Later

Fri Jun 05, all day
Joey Boebel's birthday
Sun Jun 07, 12:00 PM
Send Family Fun Call email
Sun Jun 07, 6:00 PM
Family Fun CallMeet: https://meet.google.com/rzw-ybrh-fge
Sun Jun 14, 12:00 PM
Send Family Fun Call email
Sun Jun 14, 6:00 PM
Family Fun CallMeet: https://meet.google.com/rzw-ybrh-fge
Sun Jun 21, 12:00 PM
Send Family Fun Call email
Sun Jun 21, 6:00 PM
Family Fun CallMeet: https://meet.google.com/rzw-ybrh-fge

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