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#1 Morning Digest

Morning digest

Today's brief — Chattanooga trip, Bidet, security state.

#2 Chattanooga

Your Group Checklist

Your 8 boys, room group, duty timeline. Pinned for travel.

#3 Tangents

Tangents / backlog

Reprioritized around Kaggle 5/18. P0 contest items at top.

#4 End of school

End-of-school May summary

Last-week schedule + DC trip + Chattanooga overlap.

#5 Reports audit

Reports audit (2026-05-11)

What was archived, what stayed. Cleanup notes.

#6 AI Radar

AI Radar — 2026-05-12

Refreshed feed: 31 items, 5 summarized. Top hits — agentic OS training, NotebookLM cinematic video, Nano Banana 2. Dark mode, action lines, no enterprise filler.

#7 Bidet contest

Bidet contest essay

Judges-ready writeup. 1334 words. Tagline pinned.

#8 Bidet 3 versions

Three Bidets compared

Phone, web, desktop — unified shared/glossary now.

#9 DC trip

DC trip plan

May 13 logistics, awaiting Ambrosio confirmation.

#10 LLC

Breezy Farms LLC formation

Georgia LLC formation only. $150 minimum year-1. No Roswell zoning rabbit hole.

#11 Bidet wins

Bidet contest-week wins from radar

Agent K mined today radar: ONE concrete win — speculative decoding via LiteRT-LM 0.11.0 MTP draft model. 4-8 hr spike, 2x decode IF CPU works.

Name search

Breezy Farms LLC - name search

GA SOS: no exact match. USPTO: no Breezy Farms trademark in any ag class. Domains: .farm + .co + .org open; .com taken. Clear to file.

#12 Phone Bidet

Phone Bidet - contest state

Stack, what works, what is left before Thursday recording, 3-min video skeleton, Cactus track win condition.

#13 LLC banks

3 online banks for Breezy Farms LLC

Relay for ops (20 sub-accounts, Profit-First-shaped), Bluevine for 1.3% idle yield, Found for tax prep. Mercury skipped: closure pattern + 0% APY at this scale.

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