Reports
Static page. Regenerated each morning at 6:30 AM ET. For live state, see the dashboard.
Contest Script v2 — visual-first pitch
Programmer/toilet/brain-fountain visual + voiceover. New tagline: "Take a brain dump. We clean up your mess." 3 chunks under 2400 chars each.
🔑 ENTER PRIVATEPrivate Reports (click to unlock)
One-time setup. Sets the 30-day cookie so /private/ works on this device.
#1 Tangents 5/14Tangent backlog — refreshed 5/14
22 done · 26 open ranked 1-5 · 9 superseded · 8 email-forward candidates. Full multi-source synthesis.
#2 Bidet Cloud Planbidetai.app — Cloud LLM + BYOK + Distribution
3-option offering (APK / BYOK / Free Hosted). CF Workers AI = recommended. Timeline 5/19-6/09.
#3 New Rules + Arch3 Hard Rules + Bidet AI Domain Plan
No-defer-before-11pm · ET-time-every-turn · do-Bidet-right. Plus bidetai.app split (now shipped).
#4 LLC Operating AgmtOperating Agreement — Breezy Farms LLC
Single-member GA OA template. Sign upon EIN + Articles arrival, then upload to Relay.
#5 Morning digest 5/14Morning digest — 2026-05-14
Today's brief. Mojibake fixed, agenda refreshed.
#6 Contest ScriptBidet Contest Script (3-chunk ≤3min)
Locked tagline + 3 recordable chunks under 2400-char ceiling. Ready to record.
#7 LLC Next StepsLLC Next Steps
Post-filing punch list. Simple Relay-only bank. EIN now issued (42-2548101).
#8 Reports failureWhy reports keep failing
Meta-analysis + the structural fix. Foundation for tonight's pills-on-both-indexes rule.
#9 DC tripDC trip plan
May 13 logistics, awaiting Ambrosio confirmation.
#10 End of schoolEnd-of-school May summary
Last-week schedule + DC trip.
#11 AI Radar 5/12AI Radar — 2026-05-12
Gemma 4 trending. Memory-efficient LLMs + mobile agents.
#12 Bidet wins 5/12Bidet contest-week wins from radar
Speculative decoding via LiteRT-LM MTP draft model. 4-8 hr spike, 2x decode IF CPU works.
#13 LLC formationBreezy Farms LLC formation (5/12)
Name search + domain plan + banking 3-stack. Now superseded by EIN + OA reports above; kept for history.
#14 Contest essayBidet contest essay (5/10)
Judges-ready writeup. 1334 words. Tagline pinned.
#15 CalendarCalendar snapshot
Standing calendar view.
#1 Morning DigestMorning digest - 2026-05-14
2026-05-14
TP3 brain at 68,311 rows. Stack health, calendar, project briefs.
#2 AI RadarAI Radar - 2026-05-12
2026-05-12
Weekly scan: new local models, tokenizer changes, tools worth a look.
#3 TodayUpcoming - school + personal
2026-05-14
Today's calendar, email highlights, must-do items.
#4 BuildLive dashboard design
2026-04-27
Architecture for memory.thebarnetts.info/dashboard. Live state.
#5 AppsBidet AI - public app
2026-04-26
Browser-only fork. Custom AI tabs, BYOK. Two PRs merged.
Archive
All reports, newest first. Top 5 above are not duplicated here.
- 2026-05-14Articles
- 2026-05-13Bidet Contest Script
- 2026-05-13Dc Trip
- 2026-05-13End Of School
- 2026-05-13Llc Next Steps
- 2026-05-13Why Reports Keep Failing
- 2026-05-13Upcoming 2026 05 13
- 2026-05-12Bidet Radar Wins
- 2026-05-12Breezy Farms Llc Name Search
- 2026-05-12Breezy Farms Llc
- 2026-05-12Llc Online Banks
- 2026-05-12Morning Digest
- 2026-05-12Phone Bidet Contest State
- 2026-05-11Morning Digest
- 2026-05-11Reports Audit
- 2026-05-10Bidet Contest Essay
- 2026-05-10Bidet Three Versions
- earlierTangents
- earlierCalendar