Reports

Static page. Regenerated each morning at 6:30 AM ET. For live state, see the dashboard.

Contest Script v2 — visual-first pitch

Programmer/toilet/brain-fountain visual + voiceover. New tagline: "Take a brain dump. We clean up your mess." 3 chunks under 2400 chars each.

🔑 ENTER PRIVATE

Private Reports (click to unlock)

One-time setup. Sets the 30-day cookie so /private/ works on this device.

#1 Tangents 5/14

Tangent backlog — refreshed 5/14

22 done · 26 open ranked 1-5 · 9 superseded · 8 email-forward candidates. Full multi-source synthesis.

#2 Bidet Cloud Plan

bidetai.app — Cloud LLM + BYOK + Distribution

3-option offering (APK / BYOK / Free Hosted). CF Workers AI = recommended. Timeline 5/19-6/09.

#3 New Rules + Arch

3 Hard Rules + Bidet AI Domain Plan

No-defer-before-11pm · ET-time-every-turn · do-Bidet-right. Plus bidetai.app split (now shipped).

#4 LLC Operating Agmt

Operating Agreement — Breezy Farms LLC

Single-member GA OA template. Sign upon EIN + Articles arrival, then upload to Relay.

#5 Morning digest 5/14

Morning digest — 2026-05-14

Today's brief. Mojibake fixed, agenda refreshed.

#6 Contest Script

Bidet Contest Script (3-chunk ≤3min)

Locked tagline + 3 recordable chunks under 2400-char ceiling. Ready to record.

#7 LLC Next Steps

LLC Next Steps

Post-filing punch list. Simple Relay-only bank. EIN now issued (42-2548101).

#8 Reports failure

Why reports keep failing

Meta-analysis + the structural fix. Foundation for tonight's pills-on-both-indexes rule.

#9 DC trip

DC trip plan

May 13 logistics, awaiting Ambrosio confirmation.

#10 End of school

End-of-school May summary

Last-week schedule + DC trip.

#11 AI Radar 5/12

AI Radar — 2026-05-12

Gemma 4 trending. Memory-efficient LLMs + mobile agents.

#12 Bidet wins 5/12

Bidet contest-week wins from radar

Speculative decoding via LiteRT-LM MTP draft model. 4-8 hr spike, 2x decode IF CPU works.

#13 LLC formation

Breezy Farms LLC formation (5/12)

Name search + domain plan + banking 3-stack. Now superseded by EIN + OA reports above; kept for history.

#14 Contest essay

Bidet contest essay (5/10)

Judges-ready writeup. 1334 words. Tagline pinned.

#15 Calendar

Calendar snapshot

Standing calendar view.

#1 Morning Digest

Morning digest - 2026-05-14

2026-05-14

TP3 brain at 68,311 rows. Stack health, calendar, project briefs.

#2 AI Radar

AI Radar - 2026-05-12

2026-05-12

Weekly scan: new local models, tokenizer changes, tools worth a look.

#3 Today

Upcoming - school + personal

2026-05-14

Today's calendar, email highlights, must-do items.

#4 Build

Live dashboard design

2026-04-27

Architecture for memory.thebarnetts.info/dashboard. Live state.

#5 Apps

Bidet AI - public app

2026-04-26

Browser-only fork. Custom AI tabs, BYOK. Two PRs merged.

Reports

Archive